034 03-01-2026


034 03-01-2026

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Session Summary

After leaving Llorgh, the party weathered a violent storm and survived an attack from a massive Aboleth before finally arriving in Caer Callidier, where they noticed the absence of slave trade activity in the port. After celebrating with their crew — including a chaotic tavern contest riding Obold’s fiendish ram, Ramses — they were summoned by Kalista, who revealed her growing influence and offered them several potential strongholds. The party chose Tidewatch Bastion as their new base of operations, hired staff and guards to maintain it, and spent the remainder of the day selling spoils, acquiring new gear, and beginning research into hags and the Underdark.


Recap

The Uganathi Kumite

Obold was forced into a ritual duel against his father inside a circle of glowing green runes while his mother was held at knifepoint and half-goliath warriors watched in silence. After being struck down, he experienced a vision where multiple gods sought to claim him, but Baphomet restored him and empowered him to rise. Obold awakened, slew his father in a decisive smite, and freed his mother. The session ended with new alliances forming, an intercepted letter revealing the death of Zorath the Veilbinder, and a new path leading north toward the broken circle of druids.


AI Summary

Voyage from Llorgh

Immediately after departing Llorgh, we were approached by a vessel belonging to Gwyneth. We sailed past one another peacefully. Later that same night, we passed another of the King’s ships.

During the journey, we endured a powerful storm. Thorin used Calm Waters to steady the sea while Alias skillfully navigated us through the worst of it.

By midday of the third day, we entered a dense fog bank. Before nightfall, something massive struck the underside of our ship. The creature surged from the depths and latched onto the hull — revealing itself as an Aboleth.

Kaneko dealt devastating damage (98 damage in total), shooting it multiple times. The creature eventually released its grip and retreated into the depths.

When it detached, Kaneko, Lois, and Ofie were thrown overboard. In a dramatic first, Ofie transformed into a giant eagle and rescued them, carrying everyone safely back to the ship.


Arrival at Caer Callidyr

We arrived at the port of Caer Callidier and immediately noticed changes:

Alias convinced the dockmaster, Nate Jones, to reduce our docking fees (half off) by mentioning our friendship with Kalista. Alias also tipped Nate to keep a close eye on our ship so the crew could rest safely on shore.


Crew Celebration

The party and crew went to a tavern (Flaggen and Crow) to celebrate. Obold organized a bucking contest using Ramses. Everyone took turns trying to ride him, and La’Poopoo lasted the longest.

After celebrating with ale and festivities, the party returned to the ship to rest.


Summoned by Callista

The following morning, three adventurers approached our ship, informing us that Kalista had summoned us to the Wanton Wench.

We were escorted and seated in a reserved section. Laila, the barkeep, brought us drinks and breakfast while we waited.

Fifteen minutes later, Kalista arrived.

She appeared far more affluent than before, dressed in finer clothing and no longer portraying herself as a poor innkeeper. Armed escorts accompanied her.

She warmly greeted us as great friends, congratulating us on our accomplishments in Valeen and the destruction of the Uganathi Clan.

She revealed she now controls multiple properties on Alaron and offered us four possible bases of operations:


Callista’s Offered Locations

1. Tidewatch Bastion

2. Hollowcourt Manor

3. Emberhall Warehouse

4. Moonwell Sanctum


Decision & Staffing

The party chose Tidewatch Bastion.

We hired:

Costs:


Shopping in Caer Callidyr

The Gilded Trident

We visited this jewelry establishment.

The shopkeeper:

We sold all jewels and diamonds.

Kaneko purchased a gold chain worth 200 gold.

There was also a giant, extremely muscular orc sitting in the corner of the establishment.


Stormbrand Steel

Owner: Kael Stormbrand

Transactions:


Whispering Ward (Magic Shop)

Description:

Inventory discussed:

When Obold asked about an Eversmoking Bottle, she directed us to Brannic Copperwave at the Gears of the Tidelord.


Gears of the Tidelord

Location: Docks
Description:

Brannic Copperwave:

Obold purchased it for 500 gold. Functionally identical to an Eversmoking Bottle, except the smoke originates from the stone.


Kraken’s Kiss (Potion Shop)

Owner: Jorkick
Ofie purchased: Dockside Mystery


Library Visit

Archivist: Marivan Gelt

Gunther inquired about:

Available materials:

We attempted to intimidate the librarian into buying the books but he refused. However, he allowed us to read them. Ofie quickly read through the book on creatures of the Underdark.

Logs

Tristans Log

**Immediately as we leave Llorgh, we are approached by another vessel belonging to Gwyneth and we sail past each other peacefully. We endure a storm with the help of Thorin’s calm waters spell and Alias’s ability to navigate the waves. Later that night we passed another one of the king’s ships. Midday of day three we approach and travel through a heavy fog bank. Before the day ends we are bumped by something large beneath our ship, before it lurches out of the depths latching onto the side of the ship, revealing itself as an Aboleth. After Kaneko shoots the creature multiple times it releases from the ship and goes back into the depths. When it releases, Kaneko, Lois, and Ofie fall off the side of the ship, but Ofie turns herself into a giant eagle for the first time and carries her friends back to safety. We arrive at the port of Caer Callidier and we see that there are changes, no slaves amongst the trade and no auctioneering blocks to be found. We pay our crew and pay for our fee to dick here, half off because Alias mentions that we are friends of Kalista’s. Alias tips Nate Jones, the dockmaster, to keep a close eye on the ship allowing the crew to take respite on shore. After a night of partying with the crew, drinking ale and having a bucking contest using Ramses, we are approached the next day by a group of pirate looking folks who were sent by Kalista to bring us to her. We arrive at the Wanton Wench where we are seated at a reserved section. Laila the barkeep brings us drinks and some breakfast as we wait for Kalista. When she arrives she looks more made up than she had previously, looking more affluent, her escort is armed to the teeth. She greets us as great friends, celebrating our recent accomplishments in Valeen and wiping out the Uganathi Clan. She now provides us options for a base of operations:

Tide watch bastion

-cliffside bay, can dock our ship

Courtside manor

-near shops in the middle of the city

Emberhall warehouse

-on the docks, southside of Caer Callydr

Moonwell sanctum

-outside of the city, forested area, abandoned village, compound

Groundkeeper

Cook

Maid

Butler

Ferrier

Cpt of guard

Two guardsmen

750 gold/month→we paid 2 months worth

We arrive at the gilded trident to sell out jewels and Kaneko buys a chain.

We then go to Storm Brand Steel to sell our weaponry Kell Storm Brand doesn’t like Dergan (other local blacksmith)

Joe's Logs

We take off to Caer Callidier. We pass a Gwenyth ship (twice)

We fought an Aboleth, Kaneko slapped it for 98 dmg, and then it swam away.

sThe party meets with with the dockmaster who Alias convinces to take off some of our cost because we are friends of Kalista.

The crew and the party go to an tavern named Flaggen and Crow. Obold offers for everyone to take their turn riding Ramses while he bucks. The party all tries and La’Poopoo our crewmate rode ghim for the longest. The party then went back to the boat and slept, the next morning, 3 adventurers met us at our boat and said Kalista had summoned us to the Wanton Wench. The set us down and give us some food and said Kalista will be with us shortly.

15 minutes in, we see Kalista walk in, she looks to be wearing slightly more nicer/fancier clothes. She is no longer portraying herself as a poor innkeeper.

Multiple people walk in behind her that are armed to the teeth, seeming to be her escort. Kalista says she has multiple locations here on Alaron. She said she has 4 locations

The party decided on the Tidewatch Bastion. We hire a groundskeeper, ferrier, chef, maid, butler headguard, two sub guards.

Cost gold a day to hire everyone to upkeep the abbey.  (600/month - 7,300/year)

150 gold a month for the guards (1,800 per year)

All told 750/month

The party heads to go sell stuff in the nicer side of town to sell things.

Giant super jacked orc in the corner

The Gilded trident

Old lady, braided long hair pearl studs in her braids with calculating blue eyes. We sell all our jewelry and diamonds. Kaneko buys a gold chain worth 200 gold pieces.

Then we got to Stormbrand Steel

Tall longhaired human, overalls, sweating, scar across his face. Apparently Kael Stormbrand, doesnt like Durgen.

Obold bought a helmet with wings on it that can be removed and changed into something else. He wants to put ram horns on it. Gunther bought 8 javelins and paid for Obolds helmet

We then head to the magic shops. We go to the Whispering Ward. heavy velvet curtains we have to walk through, sitting inside a small red velvet chair reading a book is a older pale woman, her eyes are silver, she asks in a very quiet voice how can i help you.

Obold asks about an eversmoking bottle she says to talk to Brannic copperwave at the gears of the tidelord. He is an artificer and he’s into arcae trickery. She has a ring of mind shielding and a ring of detection.

Then we go to the Gears of the Tidelord on the docks. Lots of gears and coocoo clocks.gnomish guy shows up, and somehow at Obolds eye level, on a platform or something. Obold asks for the eversmoking bottle, he goes to the back, we hear a bunch of clanging and banging. Comes back with an eversmoking stone, puts it in a bottle, and Obold buys it for 500 Gold. it is effectively an eversmoking bottle, but its coming from the stone..

We then go to the Karken’s kiss potion shop

Jorkick - owner OPHIE BOUGHT THE DOCKSIDE MYSTERY

The party goes to the library, a tall elderly looking gentleman with inkstained hands greets us, Gunther asks about books on hags and books on the Green Court. He does

Archivist marivan gelt. He had books on the hags, books on creatures of the Underdark, and books on the sea hags. We intimidate the librarian and try to get him to buy the books but he wont. He does let us read them and Ofie quickly reads through the book on creatures of the Underdark.**